hahah dying … bet the pigeon ate it.
Update #1: Today, I discovered random people on Facebook sharing links to my recaps & promoting them. How cool is that? My readers rock! I felt all cool and anonymous ..
Update #2: You can now reach me via email (email@example.com) for those burgeoning thoughts that can’t adequately be expressed through tumblemsgs.
A Guide to Item Songs
1. No ugly women please
2. She must be scantily clad
3. Have some equally fetching men drool over her
4. Gyrations and humps and pelvic thrusts - oh my!
5. Top it off with some awesome lyrics
Anonymous asked: Will you be posting anymore recaps soon? They are so hilarious!
Thank you! Full-length recaps take forever to make — hopefully I’ll post one this month. I really need to do a non-SRK movie for once … suggestions, tumblepeople?
yourfriend-jesus asked: Does bollywood ever do any horror movies? If so, are there any subjects, like slasher, devil, ghosts, spirits, etc.?
Horror in bollywood is sadly lacking, mostly focusing on black magic/spirits … and Urmila Matondkar
Someone give this woman a normal movie. Pls.
capably-deactivated20131109 asked: THIS IS THE BEST BLOG IN THE WORLD I THINK I MIGHT ACTUALLY START CRYING OMG I LOVE YOU AND IM SORRY FOR YELLING IN ALL CAPS
Bollytip #1: Always use pigeon post for speedy communication
How to handle an unwed pregnancy
1. Eliminate all logical alternatives
2. Find a gullible baby daddy
3. Attempt to murder his fiancée
4. Drug and rape him
5. Trap your baby daddy